Ichiban

Ichiban

Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

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Re: Reaction: Xbox's Third-Party Strategy Is Finally Making Sense To Me

Ichiban

Yeah I guess it makes sense from a financial perspective & all that.
But......
If only they had held out a little longer, they would've seen Sony stumbling with first party releases, and taken advantage of that with a killer first party Xbox line up. It could've almost been the 360 vs. PS3 days again. But nah MS just couldn't help themselves, they didn't even give themselves a chance. It's pretty pathetic. Now they talk more about PS5 & PC rather than their own console, it's like they're ashamed of it.
But hey they have their fancy rental service and squeaky controllers.....so yay?
Not only that, but the smug levels radiating from Push Square are at astronomical levels, you'd think George Clooney bought the site.

Re: How To Install Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 On Xbox Game Pass

Ichiban

What a ***** joke. I thought consoles were designed for ease of use? The fact that an article had to be written just to install a ***** game properly tells me we've drifted way off track. Remember how easy it was in the 360 days to whack a disc in your console & you're generally good to go? The menus didn't look like a Netflix menu back then either, & were actually managable.

Re: Our Predictions For The 2024 Xbox Games Showcase

Ichiban

I want Gears Of War 6 to be titled correctly, & feature a cast of likeable characters like the original trilogy. Perfect Dark in the style of the newer Deus Ex games would be fantastic.
Banjo would be awesome, though I can't see it

Re: Even The AEW Champion Thinks Xbox Vs. PlayStation 'Arguments' Are Ridiculous

Ichiban

They don't deserve to be argued about anyway imo. The Series X & PS5 are as exciting as a tumbleweed sandwich.
It's not like the PS1/Saturn/N64 gen, where each console felt very unique, just for example. Which is something that is absent from those 2 bricks. The PS5 has the haptics & those stupid triggers which feel broken during gameplay as a feature, which is exciting....I guess.

Re: Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth Sets January 2024 Release Date For Xbox

Ichiban

What, your game wasn't cool enough already?!
My favourite series in gaming currently, it has it all: fun & brutal combat, amazing characters, & the best stories in the business (that's stories, not facial animations, there's a difference lol)
Can't wait for this, & The Man Who Erased His Name. We're eating good here!

Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Reveals Kombat Pack DLC, Homelander Confirmed

Ichiban

Boring! Should've been The Goonies! Chunk with truffle shuffle fatality, Sloth pulling off his jacket to reveal his Superman shirt before going into a brutality, & the Baby Ruth friendship.
If you're going to have the nerve to announce your DLC before the game is out, turn a few heads with it all least! (Not spandex with everyone is tired of the *****!)

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